“In the year Eighteen ninety,
a banker called Clark
Bought a place in the country
called Tankerton Park
Mr Clark, Mrs Clark,
with Laura and Faye
Their two little daughters,
moved in one March day.
And with them came Ron,
their pet dog, and a horse
And the usual posse of
servants of course.
They found the place elegant
roomy and smart,
But terribly troublesome
right from the start.
Some quite inexplicable
things would appear
Which struck the whole
household with horror and fear
The strangest thing was that
they could record a
Sequence of haunts in alphabet order”